Feb 10

Quickest Way to Insult a Celebrity

SANY0122.JPGOMG sometimes I am so hurtful.  This was not my intention, and Antonio Banderas if you ever read this, please, please, please accept my apology.  If you really want to hurt a celebrity's feelings, you tell them that although everyone else thinks they are hot, you don't.  It all started like this.... I was walking through a crowded party and bumped into Mr. Banderas.  I said "Hi how are you doing?"  He said, fine. Then suddenly I thought, oh no, maybe he thinks I am hitting on him, and I panicked.  My husband was walking ten feet in front of me, so I turned to Mr. Banderas and I said, you know how everyone thinks you are all of that, so handsome, with so much going on?  Well I don't!  I think that guy over there (pointing to my husband) has it going on.  He is so cute isn't he? (see his photo below, and you will know what I am talking about).  And then to add insult to injury, I asked to have my photo with him! I suck.  But, wait it gets worse.  So I didn't have my camera with me, so I shouted at my husband to come over so I could use his BlackBerry, and he comes over and was like, who are you?  He had no idea that it was Antonio Banderas and thought he was just some dude hitting on ME! Oy vey! So he wasn't exactly exuding a friendly vibe to him and I said, this is Mr. Banderas.  It took a few moments for him to process it, and he said okay, well I will take a photo of you two, but don't hold my wife too close in the process. He was joking, and it was in the party atmosphere, but it did not come off well at all.  So if you really want to insult a celebrity that is the way you do it.  We feel so bad to have been so rude.  Those that know us know that we are not that way AT ALL (at least I think).  Antonio left saying he had to hurry because his wife (Melanie Griffith) was waiting for him.  I am sending apologetic energy in his direction.  I hope he gets it and forgives me!
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I just love your honesty, Jen! The scene there is so surreal...I am sure they've heard worse...it's good to humble the ego.

awww, I love you guys! I miss ya'll so much!

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